Modern Day Romeo Case

(Roger peeks around corner)

Roger: Her practice is over and it is finally time to see that beautiful girl. She is over there practicing her moves. She puts all of the cheerleaders from Ohio State to shame. She isn’t like other college girls, she is still a virgin. And her eyes twinkle like the blue pom-poms she uses. They shine so bright that the band would start to play. I wish I was the pom-pom so I could touch her hand.

(Julie Cheers, waving arms)

Julie: Rah! Rah!

(Roger excited)

Roger: She cheers! Cheer again! She rises above me like an acrobat who does cartwheels. You make weak football players fall.

(Julie In a routine)

Julie: Oh Roger why do you have to be a stud football player from Ohio State? Forget about the coach and the team. If not I’ll quit the cheerleading team.

Roger: Should I stop her routine?

(Continues routine)

Julie: It’s only your school that’s my enemy. You’d still go to Ohio State even if you quit the team. What’s the school anyway?! Why can’t you go somewhere else? Roger transfer. Transfer to some other school.

(Confronts her)

Roger: Just say you love me. And I’ll never wear an Ohio State hoodie again!

(Julie Embarrassed)

Julie: Why are you watching me practice?

Roger: I don’t know what to say. I don’t want to say what school I’m from because my school is your rival.

Julie: I’ve only seen you play against my team once but I recognize you. Aren’t you the Linebacker? Roger?

Roger: I am not on the team if you don’t like it. (Throws football down)

Julie: How did you get on campus? If my football players fine you, they will beat you up.

Roger: I came on campus by taking off my Ohio State clothes until I found you. I will not let me school get in the way.

Julie: But they’ll beat you up!

Roger: For you to be mad at me would be worse than getting beaten up.

Julie: I’d do anything for them to not come here and see you.

Roger: None of the football players will come here. It’s supposed to be for cheerleaders only. Besides, I’d rather them beat me up than live without you.

(Points to locker room)

Julie: How did you find the cheerleading rom?

Roger: I heard the

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