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How to Eat a Pie

Autor:   •  April 16, 2012  •  Essay  •  276 Words (2 Pages)  •  1,317 Views

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you put the pie towards you mouth. then bite down and chew. enjyo the flavor then swallow. and repeatWhen the world stop so does our life. we cannot be without blood running through our veins. unless the world ends from zombies attacking us. therefore some people might not have blood pumping through there veins because they just want to eat human flesh for the blood. But if everyone was eating flesh then you would not be able to eat pie. and if you cannot eat pie then this essay is usless to me and too you and. to everyoneelse. what is a world where you cannot eat delicious sourcream and blueberry apple pie. without pie then less berries need to be picked, and no more apples need to be produced, because i mean com on, everyone likes apples in pie and with a zombie apocolyspe who is going to make pies? we wont that is who we will be too busy using our rolling pins to bash the heads of zombie children in because i do not know about you but zombie children are like the creepiest things ever. i wonder when my paper will reach 250 words because i have yet to reach it apparently and i swore that this essay on eating pie would surely give me enugh words because it was like the boook if you gave a moose a muffin, and it just lead to several different things that had nothing to do with the muffin yet it did because it tied together into a chain recation, that is interesting how that seems to happen with issues pertaining to life and stuff.

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